So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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