North Korea, Best Korea!
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dignity is for republicans.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
cat food counts as protein by the way
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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