You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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