my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
ugly people sure do ruin things
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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