you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles