Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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