So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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