I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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