Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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