You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
well you can't waste a boner
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
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I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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