He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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