Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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