it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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