Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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