is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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