he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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