gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Randomize
