i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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