Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just gift wrapped bread.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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