grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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