there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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