this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Be still, my beating vagina.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
