But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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