You work out of a Hotel?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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