omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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