come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Randomize