i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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