Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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