C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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