Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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