So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
