found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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