i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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