I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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