Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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