i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
whose parrot is this?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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