Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She's the barista slut.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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