I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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