I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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