he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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