hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
