okay pat passed out under dana's car
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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