fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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