got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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You coming home soon, man?
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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