i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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