JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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