i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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