Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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