What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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