thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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