check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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