she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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