let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
