it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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