But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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