some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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